1) Sometimes, all you can do is walk away.
2) Saying goodbye is not something that I enjoy.
3) I rarely know what I’m doing.
4) My dog should not have coffee anymore. (That was my bad.)
5) Signatures on receipts are rarely as legible as signatures elsewhere.
6) Hatred is rarely justified.
7) I can count on less and less people with each passing day.
8) Learning how everything works is a life goal/bad habit of mine.
9) Texas is the butt hole of America.
10) We’re born because if we stayed in the womb any longer, our brains wouldn’t fit through the cervix.
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