Saturday, April 9, 2011

Ten Things Twitter Has Taught Me

1 Character limits limit character.
2 Punctuation makes you seem like an asshole. (Ross actually taught me this, but whatever. lol)
3 Girls are so fucking shady.
4 Guys are so fucking bitchy.
5 Tits or GTFO will almost always make a bitch GTFO.
6 No one gives a damn.
7 Taryn Terrell is a dumbass.
8 Spam(bots) is my favourite kind of f(r)o(b)o(t)d.
9 To quote The Breakfast Club, when you grow up, your heart dies.
10 SACRIFICE THE GRAMMAR.

Stay Gold.

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