1 I shouldn’t be allowed to make life choices.
2 I only have three people in my life who I can count on.
3 My communication skills have gotten MUCH better.
4 I’m more of an asshole than I thought I was.
5 I enjoy good gossip far too much.
6 My mom is almost too excited about becoming a grandmother.
7 I will fail every test in life, and ace every test in school.
8 Using the word “fuck” (or any variation thereof) will help you get your point across swiftly and efficiently.
9 Only small children look good in pastel colours.
10 Too many people want to fix too many things that were never broken to begin with.
Comment and whatnot. okaybye.