Saturday, April 30, 2011

Tips And Tricks

-Educate your ugly self about daytime make-up vs. evening make-up.
-2 Alka-Seltzer tablets in the toilet bowl will clean it just as well as Clorox.
-Soak sweat-stained clothes in warm vinegar and warm water.
-If you don’t love it, it’s clutter.

Stay Gold.


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Ten Things I've Learned This Week

1) Some defeats become victories.
2) I think, therefore, I go crazy.
3) I speak too loudly in public.
4) I have no planning skills.
5) I am a fixer.
6) Laughter and love can get you through anything.
7) My stutter is sort of cute sometimes.
8) Tough times aren’t so tough.
9) Laundry is the only shore that I enjoy doing.
10) Breakout Kings is one of those shows that you have to watch twice.

Stay Gold.


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Friday, April 29, 2011

Just Do It

I dyed my hair black a few months ago, and promised myself that I would leave it that way. I’ve been dying my hair since I was eight years old. It’s beyond dead and damaged. Then…the other day, I bought bleach, and bleached my hair. The wreck on my head is insane. But my hair isn’t black anymore!

Stay Gold.


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Thursday, April 28, 2011

To The People

To the people who preach on Twitter: Shut up. I don’t care about Jesus. I don’t care about your bible. I don’t care how you think I should live my life. I don’t. So shut your mouth, and get off of my internet.

Stay Gold.


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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Five Things To Do

Every Week

1) Watch an old cartoon.
2) Write a letter to someone.
3) Make a silly to-do list.
4) Change your nasty sheets.
5) Test your patience.

Stay Gold.


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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

My Accomplished List

1) Lived on my own for a week.
2) Had surgery.
3) Finally let go of a very toxic person.
4) Figured out how to work TiVo.
5) Kinda learned what Easter is. Kinda.
6) Attended my 100th NA and SAA meetings.
7) Watched every episode of Jimmy Neutron.
8) Didn’t go to a single restaurant.

Stay Gold.


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Sunday, April 24, 2011

Sunday Rant

Topic: People who think that being upset gives them the right to be cruel.

I understand being upset. I understand being upset to the point where everyone and everything pisses you off, and makes you want to lash out. I get that, I do. But I do not understand why people think feeling that gives them the right to be cruel to others. Do not sit there, and tell me that I'm a horrible person, just because you're pissed off. Do not make me feel awful, just because the entire world will not stop for you. Do not make anyone else feel the way you're feeling. Nobody WANTS to feel like that. Nobody WANTS to be on the receiving end of your nonsense. Nobody WANTS to be anything but happy.

Stay Gold.

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Saturday, April 23, 2011

Ten Things I've Learned This Week

1) I get too attached to everything and everyone.
2) Junebugs are not my friends.
3) I've reached the palilalia stage of OCD.
4) I'm too confident, as far as my body goes.
5) Grown women are more like high school girls than high school girls are.
6) My couch and my bed are now tied for Most Comfy Place On Earth.
7) I pee A LOT.
8) Sex addiction is a joke to most people.
9) Neither of my grandpa's parents are his actual parents.
10) Lizzie and Jane are the only females (other than family) that I get along with and trust.

Stay Gold.


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Sunday, April 17, 2011

The Plan

I know I’m always talking about blogging more, but I never actually do it. So, I’ve decided that I’m going to blog ten times a week: once on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, and twice on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

Mondays will be the Video of the Week. I couldn’t decide whether I wanted to post a video of my own, or just link a video of someone else’s, so I’m going to either do both every week, or alternate between the two each week.

Tuesdays will be My Accomplished List. It’s much more gratifying than a to-do list.

Wednesdays will be Five Things To Do. One week will be Five Things To Do Every Day, one will be Every Week, one will be Every Month, one will be Every Year, and then it’ll go back to Every Day, and continue the cycle.

Thursdays will be To The People Who. Basically, I’m going to write letters to people who do dumb shit.

Fridays will be What’s on the Whiteboard, and Just Do It. What’s on the Whiteboard will just be a picture of my whiteboard, which almost always has something seriously, something silly, and something sexy on it. Just Do It will involve me doing things that I don’t normally do. Which is a lot, and it’s mostly simple stuff, but whatever.

Saturdays will be Ten Things I've Learned This Week, and Tips And Tricks. Ten Things I've Learned This Week is self-explanatory. Tip & Tricks will be just that, and will be for everything from cleaning, to make-up, to deals at restaurants, to pretty much everything else.

Sundays will be Three Life Lessons, and The Sunday Rant. Three Life Lessons will be three quotes, with my own stories of how they apply to me. The Sunday Rant will be me doing what I do best: bitching.

I’m definitely setting the bar a little high, with ten blogs a week, but I’m determined. If I get burned out with some of them, then I’ll stop doing those, but I want to blog more, so I won’t stop doing all of them.

Stay Gold.


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Saturday, April 9, 2011

9 April 2011

I’m too young to be this tired. It’s not like the kind of tired you can just sleep away. I wish it were, but it’s not. It’s this kind of tired where, no matter how hard I try, I can’t feel okay. I don’t know what it is. I have a good job, I have a few wonderful friends, I have a lovely boyfriend, I have an amazing family. I laugh a lot. I smile a lot. I have good times 95% of the time. I don’t understand why I feel so…I don’t know. I just generally feel like hell. Anyway. Here’s my favourite baby in the entire world. She makes me feels not like hell. (Even if my skin looks like it. lol And I don't wear make-up to work, so pardon my non-make-up'd face, k? K.)



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Leave a comment telling me how to not feel like hell.

Ten Things Twitter Has Taught Me

1 Character limits limit character.
2 Punctuation makes you seem like an asshole. (Ross actually taught me this, but whatever. lol)
3 Girls are so fucking shady.
4 Guys are so fucking bitchy.
5 Tits or GTFO will almost always make a bitch GTFO.
6 No one gives a damn.
7 Taryn Terrell is a dumbass.
8 Spam(bots) is my favourite kind of f(r)o(b)o(t)d.
9 To quote The Breakfast Club, when you grow up, your heart dies.
10 SACRIFICE THE GRAMMAR.

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Ten Things I’ve Learned This Week

1 I shouldn’t be allowed to make life choices.
2 I only have three people in my life who I can count on.
3 My communication skills have gotten MUCH better.
4 I’m more of an asshole than I thought I was.
5 I enjoy good gossip far too much.
6 My mom is almost too excited about becoming a grandmother.
7 I will fail every test in life, and ace every test in school.
8 Using the word “fuck” (or any variation thereof) will help you get your point across swiftly and efficiently.
9 Only small children look good in pastel colours.
10 Too many people want to fix too many things that were never broken to begin with.

Stay Gold.

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