Thursday, December 23, 2010


I’m going to be away from the internet for a while. Possibly a very long while. I’m constantly being reminded of people that I’ve removed from my life, and that’s not good for me. It’s frustrating seeing guys play the same game over and over and seeing girls fall for it each and every time. Especially when they played the same game with me and I fell for it. Even more so when these girls don’t listen to what I tell them, then they get mad at me when they realize that they made a poor choice in continuing to talk to those guys. It’s just awful, and I know that when I get back on the internet, things will still be the same, but, hopefully, I’ll have come to my senses by then and severed all ties between me and those people. If you would like to stay in contact, message me on Facebook or Twitter and I’ll give you my number ot AIM screename. Whichever. As long as you’re not a creeper.

Stay Gold.

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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Gotta Keep Your Face Up

After reading Allison's Tumblr post earlier, I was sort of inspired to open up about something that I've never told anyone about. I have Asperger's. Moderate, but active. I function more efficiently than most of those affected by it, but it still controls everything that I do. Einstein had Asperger's and look where it got him. Same goes for Woody Allen, Beethoven, Alexander Graham Bell, Bob Dylan, Thomas Edison, Bobby Fischer, Henry Ford, Alfred Hitchcock, Thomas Jefferson, Carl Jung, Mozart, Andy Warhol, and so many other people who we, today, see as geniuses, innovators, and idols to the masses. My IQ is 193. I stutter. I know all 743 of my contacts' phone numbers by heart. I have no social skills. I'm okay with all of this, because this? This is my life. Welcome to it.

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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Celebrity Spank Bank Part Deux: Guys & Dolls

Part two of my Celebrity Spank Bank. Part one can be found here.

Aishwarya Rai
She’s pretty much the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.

Johnny Messner

Mike Ness
The first musician that I ever had a crush on. lol

Chris O’Donnell
I want to make babies with this dude.

Brandon Barash
I first saw him on General Hospital. Then, I saw him in my dreams. haha But seriously. Adorable!

Layla Allman
This girl is the next badass “it” girl. Ferfuckinsher.

Rick Yemm
The world’s most adorable badass. lol

David Boreanaz
Um. Yeah. So… :D

James Deen
How adorable is he? And his dong is reasonably sized, so it’s a win-win for me. XD

Daniela Ruah
Holy legs. She’s so cute, too.

Ian Nelson
Guy next door/James Deen look-alike. Another win-win.

Marshall Allman
Oh, LJ.

Greg Vaughan
He was/kinda still is my dream man. I didn’t put him in part one for reasons that I included in it, but I decided to put him in part two, just because.

Zooey & Emily Deschanel
These girls. Ohmahgootness.

Shia LaBeouf
I don’t understand my infatuation with him. lol

Rachel McAdams

Sofia Vergara
She’s fucking hot. Fuck.Ing.Hot.

Eric Dane
Oh, McSteamy.

Jessica Szohr
*shrugs* She’s just pretty.

Freida Pinto
*shrugs again* She’s pretty, too.

Mariska Hargitay
I want to be this woman.

Christina Aguilera
Talented. Beautiful. Amazing.

Sean Foreman
Yep. haha

Conan O'Brien
Strictly with a beard.

Julie Benz
Mostly as a brunette.

Michael C. Hall

KiD CuDi
This dude. This.Dude.

Sherilyn Fenn

Alberto Del Rio
lol I couldn’t decide between these two pictures. (Thanks to Allie for both of them.)

Jason Ritter

Zachary Quinto
I’d hit that. Obviously.

Stay Gold.

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Thursday, December 16, 2010

Broken Machine

Ten Things That Have Happened Since My Last Blog:
-I made amends with my sister.
-My self-esteem hit an all time low.
-I headed an NA meeting.
-I finished my first semester of college.
-I got to spend time with someone I hadn’t seen in almost two years.
-I cried. A lot. Most of the time, it was for stupid reasons.
-I opened up to someone for the first time in a very long time.
-I grew the fuck up.
-I saw my dad truly happy, for the first time in my life.
-I fought the law, and the law won. Just kidding. I won.

Five Things That I’ve Realized Since My Last Blog:
-I’m awful at disciplining children.
-I spend too much time worrying about things that will probably never happen.
-I can carry four babies at the same time.
-I put too much of my heart into everything that I do.
-I’m the loneliest motherfucker on Earth.

Two Things That I Want You To Know:
-I‘ve gone to the emergency room three times in the last week.
-I love you for reading this.

Stay Gold.

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