Saturday, January 2, 2010

TOP 20 QUOTES FOR 2009

ONE - "Cheer up. Life sucks, we're all going to die, embrace it!" -Mary Shannon

TWO - "Larry King's been on TV since TV was on the radio." -Unknown

THREE -
"I think she's funny. But more in a laughing-at-her kind of way." - Marshall Marshall

FOUR - "The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me." -Columbus

FIVE - "What's so glamorous about sticking your weenie in a poophole?" - This girl I know

SIX - "I don't lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me." -Shawn Spencer

SEVEN - "She thinks she's people" - Big Daddy Donnie

EIGHT - "Hello? Hello. Hello, thank you for joining us here on CBC Radio 1. Hello, it has been a wonderful evening and I hope you've enjoyed the jazzy tunes of Filthy McButtNut and the Orchestra of Hooligans." - Notorious T.I.D.

NINE - "I'm not a donut. You treat me like a human being!!" - SwiftKarateChop

TEN - "I don't know what this is gonna do, so I'd suggest taking a step back." -My Dad

ELEVEN - "Take a breath. Have a keyboard." -Tony DiNozzo

TWELVE -
"You're white. You don't get to dunk." -Daniel Tosh

THIRTEEN -
"Only she didn't just feel it. She grabbed the thing in a very violent fashion. It did not feel good." -Random Guy on a Message Board

FOURTEEN -
"You should come here and do that to my head." -Ashley Dolan

FIFTEEN - "You married a guy with a mullet, I don't know what that says about you, but it's nothing good." -Me to my mom

SIXTEEN - "Bitch! I will cut you!" -Alli's Mom

SEVENTEEN -
"CRIPPLES DON'T JUMP!" -Alora

EIGHTEEN -
"People don't just do that. Especially fat lawyers." -Andy Bell

NINETEEN -
"Besides hip-hop, I'd say my favorite genre of music right now is Free Credit Report." -Colt Cabana

TWENTY -
"Quiet on set!" -Shaycarl & BabyTard



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